UNDERSTANDING THE RULES OF LIFE
If all the rules in your world are breaking before they’ll bend, you’re probably a religious fanatic.
If you’re breaking all the rules and no one has complained, you’re probably marooned on the tiniest, uninhabited island in the South Pacific.
If you’ve been bending the rules with all your might and nobody has noticed, you probably need to see a doctor.
If the rules have loosened up in your world for everyone but you, you’re probably a Dad.
If you’re breaking all the rules in your world every day and nobody has said a word, clearly you’re the latest lottery winner.
If you’ve been bending all the rules and none of them will break, you’re probably an old codger.